We love social media here at Ilfusion. Not just social media marketing, either: everyone here tweets, shares cat videos on Facebook, and checks in to a bajillion places whenever we all go out to lunch. (We officially apologize to all patient waiters in the Dallas\/Fort Worth area.)<\/p>\n
But…let’s face it. Twitter, Facebook, Google+, they’re not for everyone, right? Here are the only ten reasons we can think of to stay away from social media:<\/p>\n
10. You don’t have enough time to type 140 letters because your work shifts are actually 26 hours per day.<\/strong> 9. Search engines are your sworn enemy.<\/strong> 8. You absolutely despise every single one of your customers (and you’re pretty sure they hate you too).<\/strong> 7. Your goal is to create a product that no one buys. (The Producers is such a great movie!)<\/strong>
\nYou’re too busy inventing a time machine to get your regular work hours done to even consider hiring someone to handle it for you.<\/p>\n
\nFrequent, relevant updates are sustenance to search engines like Google. If you want to kill them, you must starve them.<\/p>\n
\nNo one likes “trolls” and you would attract more of them than the world’s largest bridge. And interacting with them would only make things worse.<\/p>\n
\nYou should give us a call. We’re very curious about your business model.<\/p>\n